You ever have one of those days where things seem to be falling into place?
Where you run a few errands with your kids, and they actually get along happily stop after stop?
Yeah, me neither.
I just experienced one of “those” days.
My kids were fighting & my youngest threw a major fit in the middle of a drug store. A fellow Mom actually stared at me while clutching her one well-behaved 8ish-yr old. Her judgmental eyes gleamed at me like I was stealing my kicking & screaming 4yr. I came close to saying “No, I’m not abducting this one — think you can do a better job than I am right now? Have at it.”
But that was nothing.
After the 2+ hours of errands, I went to pull down my pants to use the bathroom, and realized I had an enormous hole in my ass. And I was wearing hot-pink undies under this particular pair of black capris.
I have no idea how long my pants were holier than thou. Maybe that judgmental Mom simply wanted to tell me “Hey, your fat ass ripped a hole into the pants you’ve been wearing every other day this summer.” I’ll never know.
I think all the good beer I’ve been drinking this summer has officially taken a toll on my ass… but ya know what? Worth every sip.
Sometimes, ya gotta put a little alcohol on it. And this was one of those times.