‘Tis the Season to feel…

… overwhelmed
… bitchy
… behind on laundry
… behind on dishes 
… behind on shopping
… behind on decorating
… forgetful
… exhausted
… used
… broke
… like hitting the hubs with a frying pan
… trapped in your own home
… the urge to take a long vacation, alone
… medicated
… like going to bed at 9pm
… wasted
… really wasted
… sick
… like you should come with a warning label
… that using Santa to get your kids to behave is genius
… comfort in a recliner, wrapped in a cozy blanket.

Ok, so I got hit with the holiday stress over the last week. 
My stupid laptop decided to give me extra problems today too — 
Cyber Monday of all days. Yup. So, my personal favorite, for today anyway, is: 
Tis the Season to feel like chucking your laptop out the window
I’d love to hear some of your favorites… I could use a good laugh. 

Maybe I’ll write a positive ‘Tis the Season post tomorrow, 
if I don’t chuck my laptop out the window by then. 
You do know how much I need a beer today, right? 
Cheers, friends.

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  1. Posted November 30, 2010 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    I knocked out all but one gift today, for those great online deals, but I was feeling so stressed over it! I’m sure it’ll be ok, though! Right?! 🙂

    Definitely write a positive post…it’ll make you feel better!

  2. Posted November 30, 2010 at 1:49 pm | Permalink

    funny… threatening to computers out the window at the office always seemed to inspire them to behave. Might have had something to do with the office being on the third floor and the drop ending on the paved surface of a back alley but still… the threat of imminent destruction might help! ; )
    Oh.. tis the season to wish coal was still in fashion to be used as a behavioural aid… “what’s coal Mama?”

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