Where’s the app for THIS?

By now, you’ve likely witnessed the above commercial thinking that’d be nice! These days, it seems as if there’s an app for everything. But, let’s face it, the apps us hard working Mommas would really like to see may never exist. Here’s my short list of ideas… let me know your additions by commenting below.

  •  Slap app. Someone really bugging the shit out of you during a phone conversation? Did you know that these fancy-schmancy iPhones make phone calls too?! Tap the slap app and a giant hand reaches out and smacks the idiot on the other line. Genius, yes? 
  • Mute-button. Screaming children in the middle of a public place? Point your iPhone at the particular annoyance and WHAMO! Muted. Can also be used on adults when necessary. 
  • Sit-still app. Like the mute-button app, use this one when your child refuses to sit still for more than 30 seconds. 
  • Instant clean-house. Does this one really need an explanation? 
  • Auto-laundry fold/put away. Confession: my least favorite chore is folding and putting away the laundry. If I had an app for that… I’d be the happiest Momma on the block.
  • Dish-cleaning app. Hey, I’m on a roll… 
  • Eat your veggies app. Somehow, this magical app gets kids to crave their veggies instead of candy. 
  • Hot chef app. Sure, I have an overwhelming amount of recipe apps, but none of them come with a live gorgeous chef in my kitchen to actually chop, prepare and cook the meal. This app solves that problem with a wave of a wooden spoon. 
  • Potty-training in a day. Somehow, this incredible iPhone app trains your child to be diaper free in one day. Saves you money & stress!
  • Money-tree. Having a rough month paying the bills? Tap the Money-Tree app, point it to your backyard and a money-tree will actually grow! 
  • Genie in an iPhone. Grants you 3 wishes instantly! 
Yes, I realize I’m TOTALLY dreaming here… but my life would be so much easier by any one of these apps. Any computer geeks out there willing to help me develop my, let’s face it, awesome ideas… email me!

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